Here’s a simple question that someone, somewhere in the world should be able to answer:

What is the temperature of hogs’ breath? When they exhale, what temperature is it?

Try to Google it.

Thanks to some very good SEO for Hog’s Breath Café, the results are pretty much saturated. But I don’t care about that.

So I try to exclude café, restaurant, steak, sauce and that is better. But still no luck.

So it would appear to me, that if you are going to take an interest in anything, make sure that a franchise hasn’t snapped up the name. We should just be glad that there isn’t a chain of Greek Mythology Ribs, because otherwise we would be wiping out this generation’s knowledge of ancient history.