It’s Friday, so a bit of light hearted content. Here are some entries you are not likely to find in the Office Dictionary:

LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

CONFERENCE ROOM:  A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

OFFICE:  A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life